Stephen Sondheim is my hero.
- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
- have a vagina
This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.
IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS
this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.
what happens if someone falls in
then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend
can i fuck it
that’s not the intended use sir
the only sport you’ll see me playing